I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
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Sweet Rolls for the Dragon Born and friends, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, following as close to the in game recipes as possible. Warning, abuse of moon sugar can cause tooth decay. Use at your own risk!
Sweet Rolls
1/2 tsp from Salt Pile
¼ cup from Jug of Milk
2 cups from Sack of Flour
2 sticks (1 cup) of Butter
5 Chicken’s Eggs
1 1/2 tsp Extract from Vanilla Plant
1 2/3 cups Moon Sugar (aka granulated sugar)
(you can add in 1 tsp of baking powder to assist in rising, but if you whip the butter and eggs enough, you won’t need it)
For the glaze:
4 TB Butter
2 TB from Jug of Milk
2 cups Powdered Moon Sugar (aka confectioner’s sugar)
1 tsp Extract from Vanilla Plant
Sweet roll pan (mini bundt pan)
Info on the sweet roll
Thank you for voting these into the Game Life Contest Finalists! Paarthurnax would be proud!Step 1: Gather Ingredients
1. Gather your ingredients and allow to reach room temperature. Preheat your hearth to 350 degrees F.
2.Cream the butter and sugar together and beat until fluffy (at least five minutes).
3. Slowly add in each chicken’s egg and beat well. Add the milk or cream.
4. Add the flour, salt and vanilla extract and stir gently until mixed.
5. Pour into greased swell roll pans and bake until golden, about 20 minutes. Allow to cool.HOLY SHIT I ONLY REPOSTED THIS SO I COULD REMEMBER THE RECIPE HAHA
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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or baked
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
potato appreciation post
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I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.
